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Monday, October 25, 2010

Things you should know monday!



Welcome back to another famous edition of things you should know, but seem to pretend you don't.





- It is completely rude to try and get your point to someone why they are already on the phone.

- If you have to change psychiatrists more then 3 times in a month or even two month period then something is wrong.

- It's deaf, not death, idiots...

- If you have some sort of depression issues and have tried committing suicide, it is probably not a good idea to openly express them in a public area.

- It is a good idea to keep up with the times and get a current haircut.

- I know stereotypes are wrong, and in some cases really racist but they aren't stereotypes that people just randomly made up one day while dickin' around. They are more like "sort-of-facts-that-no-one-likes-about-themselves" So does that REALLY make them wrong?

- Don't think that you can get away with lying just because you think we are friends, I know you better then anyone!



- Use a new, not so annoying, sound to wake up to. It will make you feel at least a little bit better about getting out of bed.

- Cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze.

- Clean the door handles of every room in your house, work or other common area you reside in.

- I am fairly positive the flu shot is actually the start of a zombie pandemic.

- Anyone else think that lady who says "If it's free it MUST be good" no lady, if its free then there is a catch. Either I'm catching some bionic disease where I grow a third nipple or this is going to turn straight into cancer. Ever heard that saying "If its too good to be true, it most likely false?" Yeah...

- How about the internet is not an actual world or place. You don't live here, this is a fake false reality so don't get all your panties in a bunch when someone doesn't like what you have to say. ITS JUST THE INTERNET. Facebook isn't some sort of secondary school, it's JUST fucking website. So stop farming and start reading my blog more often.

- In case you haven't noticed, computers are taking over the world, so it's a good idea to learn them.

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