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Thursday, July 7, 2011

So lets get one thing straight: I've been there, I've done that..

There are two things I will be ranting about today which have nothing to do with each other. They are just things that are stuck on my mind and need to release themselves on you. (heh)

1. I can't stand when people are constantly dishing out the insults yet can't fucking take it like a man when the time comes for their fair share. Look, I'm a fucking girl and I can handle that shit. The fact that you can't is a little upsetting and quite frankly a little de-balling, if you know what I mean.

I hate when this shit happens because, I'll be the first one to say that I am not usually a huge fan of someone pointing out my flaws, I don't really know of anyone that is actually. That being said if you are personally going to take it upon yourself to point MY flaws out, then guess what buddy, one day... sooner or later... You will get yours, and you better be man (or woman) enough to take it. What I hate is, when someone makes you feel like a complete douche bag for finally getting your lick at a good decent insult. You can't possibly think that day after day of throwing insults around like its fucking Halloween night, and you are the only one on the block with candy, means it wont ever come back around to slap you in the face.

I suck, by the way (and in many ways then one), at throwing insults. I JUST DO so when I can finally get a good chuckle out of someone its like sun on a rainy day for me.

Ugh, then they shoot you that "you asshole" stare that makes you feel all dirty inside like you just asked "hows your mom" to that kid you used to be best friends with in high school, who's mom passed away, and you were there for them their senior year.

Then I think "well wait a minute.... that's right... THEY are a giant pussy..." and realize I won anyways.

It still would be nice to get a good ol' friendly laugh, and avoid the whole "I think I just made a huge mistake" feeling... but who the fuck cares... I know I don't...

2. This second part is to all the people who get all "REALLY?! You're single?!"

I know this is a little hard for people to comprehend that don't physically live out here in south Florida, so let me begin to tell you... I don't have a lot of options. Next, this may also be a little hard for you to understand too... Although I look somewhat "attractive" just know that there are many more attractive people here in Florida. People about 90 times more attractive then me. Also know that the type of dude I am looking for, EVERY SINGLE HOT GIRL HERE WANTS. Again underlying the fact that my options are severely limited.

This is not to say that I don't have dudes lined up, the question really is "are they worth it?" to which I will answer with "do I look stupid?" this is a rhetorical question, so you don't need to answer it.






Also, I can't believe I am about to admit this but I think I found out what makes me turn into a complete creeper/stalker.

Mystery.

There, I said it.. I fucking let out the big fucking golden secret (that everyone seems to ignore) I hate to admit it because it drives me fucking nuts but it's what "drives" me. People I have to figure out but don't let me, or cut it short. This can be driven entirely too far and completely over done, in which case I would wipe my hands and be done with you, I don't like being dicked around and trust me... I know the difference. Unlike some people, I can take a hint.

Its just people who feed me little attention (but the right attention) make me want to fuck them and punch them in the balls all at the same time. It takes me .5 seconds to figure people out, it's one of my most favorite things to do, and trust me I am real fucking good at it. About 94% of people are SO ready to talk about themselves, so when someone isn't....

it sounds like a record stopping real quick.

I love it. So, Yeah I am single... It's just cause kids here suck at playing the game because to be honest, pussy is pussy, and its easy out here and I am one of a kind, and I know how to play the game, and I fucking win every time.

Here are some pictures from the 4th of July.



Adriana mimicking Alex.








I love my frandz. 

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