Whatever is nessicary to do, you do it..

Yesterday I met up with Heather Hannon for some lunch to talk about her new books that will be printed and distributed fairly soon (It's exciting because I was the photographer for the book) and a brief stop at Barnes and noble to pick up the new book from the DH series. (I am a sap, I know) I then met up with Hannah to watch Javi from Ocho placas work his magic to finish her lovely tattoo. Here is the outcome:

Hannah sat through a whole 4 hours with out crying. She did make a bunch of odd faces which I plan on making a GIF out of... 

I wont even miss you at all..

- If you own a motorcycle you are not allowed to be larger then the bike itself. It is an unspoken rule you should know about.

- Heres how you know when someone cares about what you did for the weekend

Jack: "Hey bob, how was your weekend?"

 Bob: "It was pretty good"

Here is how you know when someone doesn't care..

Bob: "Wanna hear about my weekend?"

Jack: "I guess"

Meaning if someone doesn't ask you about your weekend, they don't care to know about it.

- White doves are a good sign. 

- Never force your feelings, they will worsen them by 10 times if you do.

- It is not fair to set a rule for someone else and not follow it yourself.

- If someone is reading a book the number one thing NOT to do, it talk to them.

- Hey america, guess what? 1 religion is not going to tear you down. If you haven't noticed, the people that populate you aren't all that smart, if anyone is going to fuck you, its the people already living here.

- Just an F.Y.I the jews did not cause the holocaust. Apparently some people weren't paying attention in history class. 

- Some of the most unexpected people will surprise you. For that reason alone you should treat everyone like they are the pot of gold you find at the end of a rainbow. 

- When starting a new job, don't try and be the know it all, it makes you look like a total brown nose.  

- My reply for when anyone ever says "I want" or "I wish" is "well I want/wish for a million dollars" it shuts them right up. 

- Studies show that masturbation can:

1. Higher self esteem

2. improve your mood

3. Help with depression.

4. Lower your risk for prostate cancer

5. Reduce inflammation to nasal blood vessels helping with breathing more effectively. 

6. Reduce the risk of getting an STD

7. Giving your skin more color to make you look more lively (I can second this, its true!) 

So start masturbating people. It makes for a better place. 

- I would like to know of any drama prior to dating you. Just so I can forewarn myself for some ex coming to slash my tires. 

- Maybe I am talking about you, maybe I am not. But if you are thinking I am, then there is something you need to fix. Don't be angry cause I am honest. 

- No body is perfect, not even you and you should accept that.

- There is a danger in starting a fire, You'll never know how many bridges you'll burn... 

I hope you enjoyed this mondays edition of things you should know. If there are things you wish other people knew, please post a comment and let me know. Also if you have a question about anything please don't hesitate to ask on my formspring or leave as a comment. 

document everything...

Happy sunday all! I know I missed Saturdays weekly weigh in. 

I'll just have you know I lost another 2 lbs!!!!!!!!!!! 

I also had 2 photo shoots today! It has been very busy so far. 

Here are some of the photos I took: 

Would you be embarrassed about that?

Photo shoot with Hannah.

Lets all go to the lobby....

I don't know why I didn't think of this before but how many of you go to the movies and are usually annoyed by some idiot at least ONCE during the movie. I mean it happens to me at least once every time I go to the theater unless I go the last day the movie is in the theater, and its literally ONLY me in the theater. It's cool because now you can send all your little annoying friends that do annoying things during the movie to this blog post.

1. Don't touch your cell phone when the lights have dimmed. I am serious, are you that much of an asshole that your NEED to know someones status update or text? Really? If your going to the movies when you could possibly be getting an emergency text from someone then you shouldn't be at the fucking movies. You should be at home watching reruns waiting for that text. I can't stand when someone does that, what is the fucking point of paying $9.00 if you are going to waster 5+ minutes trying to read a text. DON'T FUCKING DO IT! JUST FUCKING DON'T!

2. Do bring your own candy. It's like a dollar at CVS or Walgreens, you will save millions if you just buy candy BEFORE you get to the theater. You can also buy coke-a-cola if you don't mind it being somewhat luke warm by the time you see the movie. Make your own popcorn, stuff it in a plastic bag and stuff it in your purse.



3. DON'T FUCKING TALK. Just don't. The whole point of seeing a movie is to WATCH not TALK. I don't give a fuck about your opinion DURING the movie, maybe I will after but not DURING THE FUCKING MOVIE.

4. Movie dates are cool, I suppose if you have nothing better to do. What's not cool is having sex in the theater. I'll be the first to say everyone should try everything at least once but the first week of a movies release should never be time for you to try that one thing. Just sayin, there are a lot of people that are in the theater, and honestly sex is sort of an intimate situation, and I'm not sure you understand what that means but it definitely doesn't mean sharing with 30+ people.

5. If sex is a no no for movies then so is DRY sex. This isn't a fucking club bitches.. get it right or get it tight, sit down and injoy the fucking movie.

6. I would assume that if no touching of the cellular devices would be enough but since I know a lot of annoying people don't seem to have the complicity to put 2 and 2 together, as an F.Y.I turn the ringer on your phone OFF and make sure its OFF. double check it if you have to. I don't need to hear "if you like it then you shouldeve put a ring on it" by beyonce in the middle of a Robert Patterson movie.

7. Close your mouth people. close it while eating, don't fucking open it to talk.. what the hell, sometimes I feel like I am watching a movie with a bunch of monkeys.

8. Okay, the back of MY seat is not a foot rest. I don't give a fuck if you were there before me, I am here now which means you can put your feet on the ground. Now, if there is no one taking the seat in front of you then there is no issue with putting your feet up, cause in reality its not bothering anyone.

9. DON'T BRING YOUR CHILDREN TO RATED R OR PG-13 MOVIES.

I don't care if they are 13, they should be kept on a leash and taken to movies that are just plain PG like toy story or some other sort of animated film.

If you want them to see a PG-13 movie wait till its out on DVD to show them. And by children I mean tiny infants too! They are adorable and I know you want to show them off but not in a dark loud movie theater where they can scream as much as they want.

10. Don't expect to get a seat when you are sneaking into a newly released movie.

11. If you are sitting next to someone you've never met before, that doesn't mean you can just start blurting out how sucky the movie is after 15 minutes of the movie. Also, its not a place to find a date so don't try getting to know me during a movie. Its not a place for a first date for the same reason.

12. I am not yet quite sure what the edicate for arm rests are but I'm pretty sure it doesn't include you being a fucking hog. Why do you have 2 drinks!? who are you!? who do you think you are!? are you in some sort of pissing marathon? I mean movie theater cups are already sized for small giants. The their small is an average EXTRA LARGE so WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!

13. Don't put your purse on the floor.... Just don't, in reality you shouldn't ever put it on the floor anywhere but you DEFINITELY don't want to put it on the floor of a theater. Id say their floor is worse then a public bathroom near the beach that hasn't been cleaned in 6 months.

For that reaaalllly annoying person. 

say whhhaaaT???

Here are some things I find totally awesome!

What the....

Welcome back to this weeks edition of

but don't because according to you, its still spring break..

- Listen to what I have to say because it is valuable. One should ALWAYS keep a travel toothbrush in ones book bag or purse. 

- A song you should know by the end of this week?

"Love is a tired symphony you humm when you're awake"

- Veterinarians have it pretty rough. They love animals and have bleeding hearts that want to save the world. Unfortunately in this age, that costs money. The best people in the world care for their pets, and that in it's self should always be rewarded. 

- I was talking to someone today about how nice it will be when I don't have to make a monthly payment towards debt. So 2011? I vow to get rid of as much of my debt as I can. You should too. 

- Go ahead and brush your shoulders off!

- If a guy or a girl doesn't like you after you have tried your hardest to "woo" them, all you can do is accept it and move on. There is nothing more weird then someone who doesn't get over that one simple fact of nature that rejection is always a possibility. 

- The best thing you could do to a girl is kind of ignore her

- Don't know if you know, you should never rely on people. I know that sounds totally harsh and I really wish I could take it back, but I wont. People are unreliable! plain and simple! I don't mean to sound pessimistic because if there is anyone in the world that wishes they were, it would be me. For your own safety, just don't. 

- These are very relevant 

-Speaking of coffee. Next time you are waiting in the drive through at a starbucks or local coffee shop, offer to pay the person's tab behind you. Good deeds are awesome. 

- I wanna know why everyone feels the need to get TOO personal on their status updates. I skim through everyones to make sure everyone is still alive and made it another day, and manage to come across the most pathetic updates i've ever heard. OR its some life inspirational quote. Hey, look... I don't think by updating about how you realized that the sunsets every night and thats something to appreciate is really going to make ANYONE on your face book take a large step back and pat you on the back. Also, I get really uncomfortable seeing people I've talked to for about maybe 5 minutes of my life post something like "I just might kill myself if he leaves" yeah? okay.. do it... at least I wont have to see you update about that shit again. 

- Hey my area is just that, MY AREA. sure its a little scattered at the moment but I never leave it unclean or manageable. Some other people on the other hand seem to live having LOADS OF SHIT piled up everywhere. God guys how could you live like that?! 

- I am determined to use a bike as my main source of transportation once I sell a kidney and spend my lifes saving to buy one. 

- Um yeah, dude I just met? It is totally NOT okay to call me any pet names. We haven't even officially greeted each other and you think its all of a sudden okay to call me "mami?" fuck you! seriously! It's fucking "MA'AM" dick, get it right or get it tight. 

- It has been released. The new Bro-shake called "Hellbows" 

In case you haven't please follow the instructions and comment on my give away post. No biggie, I just have some awesome stuff I'd like to give away. If you don't want it, then you're an asshole. Just click on the link and get to work. 

Weekly weight stop!

Hey guys I know you are all wondering how great I did for this weeks weigh-in and I lost

3 POUNDS!! woot.

Also, I painted my room today. What once was LIME GREEN is now lavender grey, also known as "pebble grey" Here are some pictures from the last few days that I have been a bit lazy about posting.

Yes. I have a small addiction with Sherrilyn Kenyon's dark hunter series

anyways this is the end product of my new room!