Be quiet and drive.

last week I posted an entry of a song I have always wanted to "smash" to... fucking SOLEHIPHOP

I mentioned something about their being a long list of deftones songs I wanted to fuck to. Put these on next time your in the bedroom and try and keep up. Then you can come back here and thank me for the greatest sex ever.

- Everyone you know is a giant hypocrite. The biggest hypocrite is the one who says "I hate hypocrites." 

- Someone told me today that the easiest way to get rid of a migraine is to take a deep breath, close your eyes and exhale slowly. What a load of BULLSHIT. 

- The best thing you can do to a girl is ignore her. I say this but I don't mean to COMPLETELY ignore her, because that shit gets fucking lame after a while. 

- I can't wait to hear all the bullshit/ignorant excuses as to why half of new york is underwater because of Irene. "God did this because you legalized marriage!!!" 

- I hate how impulsive I am. It makes me want things I can't have.

- I almost always thing someone that pays in cash is either a rich mother fucker or a waiter/waitress. Which is weird because Rich people are never waitresses and vice versa.

- I really wish you weren't so GOD DAMNED hot. I wouldn't constantly think about fucking you.

- Don't be one of those people that take the time to say "you mean 'may I go to the bathroom?' or "You mean 'Please can you grab me some paper?'" what am I fucking 12? I ANSWER TO NO ONE!

- You cry about how imperfect your life is yet you fuck people over constantly. Why are you surprised? 

- This isn't a 1up game. If I am relaying a situation to you, you don't always have to reply with something better/worse. Just listen dude. 

- I really love the way your body trembles after not having sex for a long time.. #somethigntolookforwardto. 

-You know that feeling when you really like someone but you are way too nervous to do anything about it? Do something already, you will regret that you didn't later.

-Everyone always makes fun of me for being a ginger but I think the real soulless people are blonde haired blue eye's white people...

You ever see that movie called "Village of the damned"? Not one fucking ginger in that fucking movie.

- People who publicly post statuses but don't like the slap-in-the-face comments after are assholes. You already let the world know you are a moron. Don't be mad at me for pointing it out to you.

- Stop worrying about what your dude/girl friends are thinking when you like someone. You like them? Make it work!

- There is something I hate but can't control. When you have completely forgotten about someone is when they decide its a good time to text you a "random accident" text. Well can you "randomly" delete my number please?

- There is a rule I try to live by, that rule is "If I wouldn't like it done to me, then one mustn't do it to someone else."

This was a conversation I had with someone:

someone: "Wait so, you like taking naked pictures of girls but you aren't gay?"

Me: "Nope.. I love the cock."

Someone: "weird."

Me: "Hey if I had hot enough dudes asking me to take pictures I would..."

- I love hear about how other people fall in love. Everyone is so different in that aspect. It's like  reading a real good book.

- If you are beautiful, then you are beautiful... There is no changing that.

- Don't be fooled by people that tell you "I am +insert religion here+" being apart of a religion doesn't reflect you as a person, It just something you are into.. like music. 

- One thing I will never understand is self promotion via your own site. That's a little backwards no? If I already liked your facebook page why would you re-post on your facebook page for your already liked friends to like (wow that was a lot I know but bare with me) your page? -shrug- 

- you know you look at WAY too much porn when  stumbledupon gives you "YOU'VE RAN OUT OF OPTIONS" page.... -____- 

- You know those people that think they are always right and there is no changing their mind? Even if you have concrete evidence, they are still some how right. The fuck is up with that?

- How long does it take YOU to get out of "morning demon mode" ?

- People still watch the VMA's? Why? A natural disaster just happened. Over 700,000 people are with out power and some towns have disappeared underwater and Britany spears just made a fool of herself on stage. She could've avoided that had she just forward the money she wasted to someone that is now living in a hotel. 

And now some twitter hilarity 

Here are some sneaks from the Bridal Shower I shot today! Everytime I go to one of these parties I am reminded how different everyones culture is. It's one of the things I like about Miami.

ULTIMATE FUCKING SONG!





I have always wanted to fuck to this song...... It's gonna happen one day along with a few deftones songs.

Do you have any favorable fucking songs?

Another note this article made me automatically think of David crosses skit on the date rape drug pamphlet

I mean yeah... I guess...

- I don't know why everyone gets so hyped up on the first day of school. It's just fucking school.

- All weather men do is play with their dicks.They give bull shit readings. Someone asks me "are you worried about the storm?" My answer is always "I don't believe in organized religion"

- I think its important to humor people, even if you have no idea what they are talking about.

- Honesty is important but you don't have to be a dick about it.

Heh Heh... Well played. 

- You may think you know everything but a "Know-it-all" isn't attractive. I get you are good at what you do, I appreciate your opinion but you and I both know that you don't know everything.

- By the same Token, Don't be one of those people that always have a negative opinion about anything/ever thing. For example, My sisters long time boyfriend got home one night after seeing transformers (the first one) when It first came out. He uttered something along the lines of "It wasn't THAT great, I thought it was stupid actually." He's one of those people that have a negative opinion on anything a large group of people like. I looked at him like he was crazy only because when that movie first came out it was one of the coolest movies of the year. They did it right! Megan fox wasn't in the movie the whole time and they got each character right. It is virtually impossible for someone to disagree with this statement.

- We always complain about how movies are so predictable yet we never want the main characters to die. We are always rooting for the good guy to win and the bad guys to die and when it doesn't go as planned, we're pissed.

- There will be people that are better then you are certain things. You may think you aren't good enough for certain reasons but that's what makes an artist an actual artist.

We NEVER settle.

- I think people who put bumper stickers on their cars are just asking for trouble.

- Every old saying is an oxymoron.

- I hate when people take the opportunity to use blank quite space to talk about their problems with out actually stating what the problem really is.

"If its not one thing its the other"

"The grass is always greener on the other side"

"I'm gonna do it, I am going to kill myself"

- I always get weirded out when people go off subject to prove a point. It's like a really loud fart in a quiet room. It does the complete opposite of proving a point at all, it just prolongs your argument/conversation. I was always taught to state an argument and back it up with RELEVANT facts.
For example: "Pie is good warm and cold BECAUSE cold pie is good on a hot day and warm pie is good with ice cream"
That is a good argument because I clearly stated why pie is good warm or cold.
Bad example: "Pie is good warm and cold BECAUSE cold strawberries are good and warm hot pockets are good."
Both are facts but totally irrelevant to the argument. You have just wasted my time. And that makes me angry.

- I don't get why men have to be so indirect about being attracted to a girl. Boasting about all your amazing qualities only makes me think you are full of shit. "I know how to treat a woman, let me tell you...." No. Don't. I'm fine thank you. Also, If you like a girl then fucking get to it. Talking about your qualities isn't going to do anything. Why? Actions speak louder then words. I know I know I talk about playing the game right, and making all the right moves and sometimes things are too quick or too slow but seriously there isn't a thing wrong with say "I'm gonna go ahead and tell you... I kinda like you" Like that you are letting me know you like me.. but you only KINDA like me which makes me wonder why you just don't fully like me.... sounds like a bad thing but... you see what you did there? You made me wonder... girls love that shit.

- One other thing... You know when your girlfriend/girl you like asked "What was the nicest thing you have ever done for a girl?" Your first instinct is "tell her something really fucking amazing... girls love that shit..." STOP YOURSELF RIGHT THERE! YOU ARE SETTING A BAR!!! AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SET THAT BITCH HIGH AT ALL. No one will love you less for saying "flowers" or some mediocre shit... what you will do is make a girl constantly wonder why you aren't writing her name in the sky, or taking her out on picnics. You set a bar with naming the amazing things you've done, and a girl will EXPECT you to go GREATER lengths for her. Sounds fucked up but how would you feel if I told you "I once bought my boyfriend 2 flat screen t.v and an XBOX for Christmas..." If your piece of shit ex girlfriend that cheated on you, didn't blow you or take one for the team got -insert amazing date here- and this is what I get? Sounds a bit ungrateful, I know, and I always tell my female friends this.. not to have high expectations for anything, BUT THIS IS WHAT THEY WILL THINK.. AND THEY WILL WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK... It probably just a good Idea to keep quiet or keep it low key like "dinner and a movie" or "flowers."

Why in the fuck? 

- I think in order to have a valid argument towards what music is good or bad YOU MUST LIKE ALL MUSIC.

- If you are on a knifing streak on Black Op's I love you and hate you all at the same time.... fuckers.

- If you like animals and scary movies we can be best friends.

- Okay, small things make me happy. Of course this applies to certain things. Things like people being available at the early hours of the morning. Coffee from clients. People with the same interests. Learning something new in photoshop. Compliments. Getting answers right. You know... stuff like that...

- I don't believe in yelling to win an argument. I am standing right in front of you... I can hear you just fine.

- My attention span last about 2 minutes.

So true. 

EDIT!
- I spend a good majority of my time reading what black people tweet...

HOW DOES SHE EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE INTERNET?!

DAMNNNNN He has no problem sending the first text.... 

HEH.... yes.

0_____0

"if smoker to much"

Um... okay. 

Wedding crasher

This is a test.

It always is for me at least. I am always constantly testing people to see their limits and if they will make the right choices. Sadly, I am usually disappointed by the ones I wish to do the right thing. I think its vital for us to have this trait. To help weed out the bad people, or the people more prone to doing certain types of things. I have known certain people for longer then I ever thought I would have. Yet I find myself keeping others at a distance.

That may sound odd or sad but like I said this is just a test. It wont stop me from being a friend, lover, sister to you. It will just allow me to know what you can, and can't do.

I have a friend, this "friend" is so very unhappily married for reasons I don't know. Those of you who don't know me very well I have a strict set of rules I play by. I will never touch a man with a girlfriend/wife. I don't care how much more pretty I am then her, how badly you want me, how good you could make me feel... none of that holds any meaning to me. Why? How good could you be at anything if you can't possibly be satisfied with someone you are with?

This "test" is mathematical. It is easy and if you just do the right thing you pass! 1+1 = 2 and so on. So... how do you think you did?

Sneek peaks from Liya's !!

I had the pleasure of shooting with Liya this afternoon for a new SG shoot. These are some sneaks! I am really sad that I couldn't share more with you but I'll let you know when the set is up so you can vote!

It's a challenge I will accept.

Here are the resulting images to the shoot I had yesterday.