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Monday, August 13, 2012

All that's left




- Why the fuck do I have to wait a whole year for another season to come out? That's entirely too long for me personally and quite frankly I don't fucking understand that as a society we strive to achieve the smallest most fastest anything but when it comes to movies or tv shows it takes for fucking ever... quit it... I see what you're doing and it's fucking lame. 

- Love is a magnetic field with only one reciprocating magnet.

- You know what I love? When someone you can't fucking stand repeats what you just said but with a switch up in words and it all of a sudden becomes the right thing. Fuck that shit.

- No one gives a shit about you being in a porno... seriously.



- A relationship works like this: One person is the spark, and the other something that's extremely flammable. Which are you?

- You can't take a hoe to a hotel.

- I don't know if you all remember but the world may be ending in decemeber. So by the looks of it you have 4 months to do everything you ever wanted and it could end in two ways...

The world crumbling into nothing
or
You just had the best ending to 2012... here's to 2013...


- In the end all we really want is someone that can finish our sentences

- A sense of humor is derived from a real fucked up past.

- Show no mercy.



-  How come I always fuck up my airstrike in COD?

- Never lie about your penis size UNLESS you are are making it out to be smaller than it really is. I like surprises... but the good kind... not the bad kind.

- "Look, You don't want this pussy? Fine. Someone will. Cause this pussy doesn't have an expiration date and its always fresh" 



- Never love somebody that treats you like you're ordinary

- You know what I love? to be confused. I love to feel like I have absolutely no footing in anything. I love waking up in the morning and asking myself "What the fuck does that mean?" and NEVER having a single answer to anything.
Kill me.

- "I am trying to find the courage to be tender in my life. I know that violent people are weak people. Only the gentle are ever really strong."

-  If only you could see how much your emotions waver.



- Is it just coincidence that you copy me in every way possible or is it cause you want to copy me in every way possible...

-  I'm sorry that I'm not a complete and total bitch that gets mad at everything you do which in return makes me an extremely boring and predictable person. I grew out of that phase when I was 16 but I'll take a class or two on "Bitch" and "Crazy" soon. 



- "All of our girlfriends need to get jobs and support us and our video game addiction" - Dude at a party

- "I've played that war game once... its just so hard!" - Dudes girlfriend. 


- What goes around comes around.

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