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Monday, February 25, 2013

Don't bother to pack your bags Or your map. We won't need them where we're goin'.

- I hate how popular cliche art is.... Like do I really need to stay calm and carry on? Do I need a poster? to tell me that? really?

- Listen. If you can't be totally fucking ridiculous sometimes, with out giving a shit about what other people think, then you need to re-evaluate your whole life right now.

- Probably... and this is just me just guessing.... but I think a decent bottle of wine, dinner and a good 80's film will PROBABLY get you laid. Suggestion is made.

- I have a serious case of beard envy... seriously serious.

- There's a 70% chance people will not like you because you're a fake blonde. Only fake people fake their hair color... You aren't fooling anyone...

- Also. Jennifer Aniston is played out man! Seriously, she's not that pretty.

- The best way not to fuck up is not to fuck up. Why don't you just fucking understand that?

- People are willing to toss something out of the window simply because it takes more than the usual effort to keep. What a bunch of lazy mother fuckers...

- Did anyone else know that Surfer Blood is from West Palm? If you didn't know well now you KNOW

- I know everyone goes through that weird bitter phase about the opposite sex. Could you just keep the bitterness at a minimum? Everything fucking sucks around you. Its a nice sunny morning and you have to shit all over my parade.

- And when you're out of fuel, I'm still afloat

-  Hey Instagram users... Could you stop with the "Textagram" bullshit? get a blog or a fucking twitter...

- If home is where the heart is, then why are there so many homeless people?

- I don't know about you... but I kind of want to have a really heavy make out session to Deftones. Just saying... I'm totally putting that on my bucket list.

you breathed
then you stopped
I breathed then dried you off
and tonight
I feel like more

- I don't text you because you don't text me. I have a weird complex that makes me think I'm always bothering people.


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