- So understand that if someone has done something bad in the past, you run the risk of them doing it again. This doesn't mean they will do it again, its just a cliff note to keep around, in case something fishy starts to go on...
- If you cheat on someone... someone, somewhere is going to do the same thing to you. Just keep that in mind.
- I'm way too smart for my own good. I figure people out too fast and as an end result its my down fall.
- This is the sound of settling
- Most people think they know what they are talking about, but they don't. Even I don't sometimes.. I know most times but not all times.
- All adventures woman do...
- You gotta wonder about God or a higher power when everything at some point works out so perfectly there's no way its happening because of chance or luck.
- I believe in fate. I believe in Destiny. I believe that things are meant to be.
- "I don't even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, who thinks I'm the best person in the world and will only have sex with me"
- You should learn to vibrate on a very strange frequency......
"Draw me like one of your french ghouls"
- I think everyone, at least once a month, should set their phone and Internet aside and go commando with the electronics. Just for a whole 24 hours.
- You can't find love on the Internet, so stop thinking you can! You are forcing the idea of love which usually always back fires.
- There is nothing more that annoys me then someone that waits till almost midnight to tell me that we can't hang out. Look, I wont be mad if you tell me first thing in the morning. thing is, I usually have very little time off due to my job and hobbies, so when I do, I don't want it wasted waiting for friends to make up their minds on what to do for today.
- How is something that is brand new on amazon be priced at 2400 but the used price be 2500 dollars... You're drunk amazon... get your shit together
- I hate when people say "The Superbowl is stupid, watching a bunch of dudes run around"
Dude a lot of shit is fucking stupid.. A LOT OF SHIT... no one asked you for your opinion.
- You will never be satisfied with what you have. But don't feel bad about that. If you were content with everything, you wouldn't strive for anything.. and there lies a problem.
- Sometimes... a person could get so caught up in the heat of a moment (moments like sex) that they'll slap you.
- I actually didn't know this was a problem until recently. Apparently girls do not know how to arch their back during sex. (There's not a lot of things girls know how to do period) but in case you didn't know.. here:
- The dick will not bite.
- Everyone is bad with money... even millionaires.
- I still don't understand why a dude always has to ask "Should I wear a condom" isn't that a given? Yes... put the condom on... don't even bother asking... just do it.
- My new years resolution was to "be more ballsy" and as I walked into a Starbucks and saw a dude I thought was cute.. so I did want any responsible adult would do... I stalked him on facebook.
The even more sad part was I the whole day I thought about the creepiest things I could say, as if that was going to make my chances of getting his number greater.
"Hey.. you made my coffee today... I like what you made... and I like what I see..." No Emily.. no.
"I'm still drinking the coffee you made me... can I have your number?"
"Hi my name is Emily, You're cute..."
anyways... I still got his number.
- I think people need to stop being so fucking insecure about themselves. I hate when people say "If you don't like it, change it..." Like I can just snap my fingers or say a wish... just accept yourself dude.
- A dude will marry a girl with a crappy personality if she looks like a model. A girl will marry a dude who isn't that attractive if he has money. This is just the truth.
- The world of facebook doesn't need to know how shitty things are for you on a daily basis. That's what therapists and friends are for.
- "pretend its a milkshake that's too thick to go through the straw"
- Just because you are getting paid for blow jobs and you're using it on your tuition doesn't make it right.
- You can't do a negative and think that you'll receive a positive. Shit doesn't work that way.
- Hey dick, If I give you advice, you better fucking take it. I have zero tolerance for people who openly ask me for my advice and then never take it.
- To answer your question, Yes, everyone is judging you. Every single second of the day someone is thinking to themselves wether or not you are a good or bad person for what ever reason. You will not always be a good person, but I hope you will usually never be a bad one. That's all that matters.
- Irrelevant information doesn't beef up an argument, just like talking louder doesn't make you right.